Every morning on my walk to class, as I'm heading down Bern's main drag, I pass a display box that has a television inside of it broadcasting a repeat video of...DENTAL SURGERY.
What the what?
Dental. Surgery. Every. Morning.
The video is completely unavoidable and every day I see a close-up shot of a dentist working in some person's pink and slimy mouth, prodding around in a gaping hole where a gnarly tooth once was. And what is the dentist doing? Oh, just drilling straight up into the patient's gums.
Did you hear me, Internet? I said drilling. There is a drill involved. Like you know how you drill a hole into the wall? Or how construction crews drill holes into concrete? Well, the dentist is drilling a hole into a person's gums!
The horror! The horror!
Who is responsible for this video, how did they get to broadcast it on Bern's main drag, and why the f-ck IS IT STILL PLAYING?!
Now excuse me, I have to go floss. Superb dental hygiene has become an even more pressing concern of mine, these past three weeks.