Should I use my power for good or evil?
Dan and I bought a piece of junk cheapo television off of Craigslist, and the damn thing has broken.
No matter how many times I pound on the 'Magic' button, I can't get the television to come back to life.
There is no 'Magic' in the 'Magic' button, and I am really angry about this.
What wizard do I need to consult to rectify this problem?
It's a good thing we have a brand spanking new television coming this week, otherwise I have half a mind to sue...someone.
I tried to hit the 'Magic' button to conjure up an image of the person I need to sue, but nothing happened.
Very tricky, inventor of the 'Magic' button, very tricky....